Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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