I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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