Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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