I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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