Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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