I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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