if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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