Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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