Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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