Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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