in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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