My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
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