She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Quick, to the slutcave!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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