Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize
