D3 body, D1 cock
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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