So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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