Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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