guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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