Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dignity is for republicans.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize