I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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