let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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