Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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