Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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