addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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