i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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