I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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