just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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