i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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