Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
not ubering you a puppy
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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