i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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