where am i from again
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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