When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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