ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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