You work out of a Hotel?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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