Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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