So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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