you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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