He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
