You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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