She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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