YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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