the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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