so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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