I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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