Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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