So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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