At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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