he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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