O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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