The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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