I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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