You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
