Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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