He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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