oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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